![]() Prior to age 18, Douglas Evil entered the British Intelligence Academy to become an International Man of Mystery. He recommends it, claiming the experience was breath taking and there is nothing else like having a shorn scrotum. He claims to have named two of them piss and vinegar but after he is struck in the crotch uses common slang calling them his “ balls”. ![]() He has Polyorchidism, having three testicles. At the age of 14, a Zorastrian woman named Velma ritualistically shaved his testicles. At the age of 12, he received his first scribe. They adopted Douglas, giving him the last name Evil. Douglas managed to survive the explosion and was found by a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner and his French prostitute with webbed feet. When his father stopped to urinate, the car was blown up. In his infancy, Douglas Powers was taken on a trip to Belgium with his family.
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